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英文簡歷的誤區致命的大錯

英文簡歷的誤區致命的大錯

“Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10。“

“Qualifications: No education or experience。“

“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy。“

“My compensation should be at least equal to my age。“

“Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC。“

“Fired because I fought for lower pay。“

“Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6‘5“。“

“Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date。“

“Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near。“

“Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ‘paranoia。‘ I prefer to elaborate privately。“