愚人節英語笑話
1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
5.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答：When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?
答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。
8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?